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Ten pierwszy raz - mo�e wygl�da� r�nie, nawet bardzo r�nie, ale niekt�rzy maj� do tego ca�kiem mi�ych, kulturalnych i do�wiadczonych instruktor�w......On: No to zacznijmy kochanie. Najpierw usi�d�my sobie wygodnie.Ona: Dobrze. A teraz powiedz mi jak to si� robi? Tyle o tym s�ysza�am od kole�anek.On: Najpierw we� go do r�ki.Ona: ALE OBLE�NEOn: Zapewniam ci�, nie ma w tym nic oble�nego. Chwy� go za g��wk� jedn�rek�.Ona: Tak? I co dalej?On: Tak, a p�niej poci�gnij drug� r�k�.Ona: Ach tak !?On: No w�a�nie, widzisz jak dobrze idzie?Ona: I co teraz?On: Teraz possij.Ona: NO Ty chyba �artujesz???On: Nie, nie �artuj�. Zacznij ssa�.Ona: Oble�ne. Naprawd� ludzie tak robi�???On: Tak.Ona: Jeste� pewny?On: Tak, m�wi�em ci �e jestem do�wiadczony. Dla mnie to nie pierwszy raz.Uwierz mi. Possij chwil�.Ona: (ssie) Hmmmmmmmm...On: No i co ?Ona: S�onawy w smaku.On: No, to chyba dobre nie?Ona: Nawet nie g�upie. I co teraz?On: Teraz rozsuwasz n�ki.Ona: CO, co ty powiedzia�e�??On: Rozsuwasz nogi.Ona: Tak mia�e� na my�li?On: Tak, tylko musisz bardziej odgi�� nogi bo b�dzie ci�ko doj��. Poka�� ci.Ona: A, rozumiem.On: W�a�nie. I znowu bierzesz go w r�czk�.Ona: Hmmm...On: Jak go ju� wyci�gniesz to wsadzasz go do buzi.Ona: Taaak.On: Ooo, w�a�nie tak.Ona: A co zrobi� z tym ��tawym? To te� si� po�yka?.On: Zale�y od upodobania. Mo�na po�kn�� jak si� chce.Ona: Spr�buj�....Hmmmm.... PYCHAAA... Sam spr�bujOn: Hmm, no nie g�upie.Ona: ---On: Popatrz teraz na mnie. Spr�buj� wyci�gn�� to r�owe palcami.Ona: Ooooo?On: Czasem s� ma�e problemy. Mo�na sobie wtedy pom�c ustami.Ona: HmmmmmmmmOn: Mo�na te� troch� possa�, to czasami pomaga.Ona: (ssie) HmmmmmmmmmmmmOn: Aaa Teraz posz�oOna: Taaak, czu�am.On: I jak? Smaczne by�o?Ona: Musz� si� przyzna�, �e nie g�upie.On: Chcesz wi�cej?Ona: Tak, ch�tnie. Powiedz mi tylko czy to musi by� tak cholernieskomplikowane???On: No, kochanie, ja ci na to nic nie poradz�. Tak si� je 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